Tuesday 18 April 2023

"I must protect you by fire by thunder whether you like it or not".

A trader was driving home after the days sales with a huge sum of money arranged in the back seat of his car. At a checkpoint, the following ensued between him and the police.

POLICE: How come you are in possession of this huge amount of money?

TRADER: They are the money l realized from today's sales.

POLICE: But you don't have to display it for the public to see. You are endangering yourself.

TRADER: Thank you, don't worry about that, l can take care of myself.

POLICE: NO, I must protect you so that robbers won't kill you and take the money.

TRADER: So be it if that is what they want.

POLICE: If that is the case, then let me just kill you and take the money instead.

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