Thursday 6 April 2023

😂 THE GREATEST WOMANIZER 😂

There was a guy called Jana. He doesn't toil with anything in skirt. One day he was in the midst of his friends and another guy came and sat down with them.  Then during the introduction, he was introduced as Jana, aka the greatest womanizer on earth. On hearing it, another guy called Mofo who was also amongst them became annoyed and he told them that he loves women than every other human on earth not even Jana can match him in terms of womanizing. But they told him that Jana has no equal. He told them that Jana was an apprentice compared to him.

 And so, the friends decided to put them to a test to know who amongst them was the greatest womanizer and so they scheduled a party at the home of one of them. On the day of the party, they dressed up a female dummy and it looks exactly like a female and they placed it on one of the chairs inside the room. It looks exactly like a lady who is sleeping. Then came the zero hour and all the friends began to arrive one after the other. Mofo too walked into the room, greeted everyone and sat down. 

Then Jana walked in and he also greeted everyone but he refused to sit down even though he was told to sit down. He looks at the dummy and moves closer to it and said, "hello pretty angel. How are you today?" He embraced it and planted a hot kiss on its cheeks as he caressed it chest. He was told that it was a dummy but he refused and tried to undress it. And a guy asked Mofo why didn't he cuddle and kiss the dummy on his entry into the room and he said that he knew that it was not a human being and beside he was not mad.

And they told him that Jana did what he did because as the greatest womanizer that he was, he can't even differentiate between a human being and a dummy. And so they concluded that Jana was the greatest womanizer and not him because a person who couldn't even differentiate between a dummy and a real human being should be crown as the greatest womanizer on both earth and the spirits world.  😂😂😂😂

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