There was this man who has been wooing a lady continuously without barking down. He chased after the lady for a year and the lady finally yielded to his demand to become his lover.
One weekend, she finally visited the guy at home. The guy entertained her warmly with both drinks and food.
After sometime, the lady began to cuddle the guy. But instead of the guy to response to her, he just told her not to worry. The lady told him that she was in the mood.
The guy told her that the one hour enjoyment could lead him to twenty years jail terms or the nearest mortuary.
The lady asked him why and he said that he just discovered that she is a girlfriend to a police CID.
But the lady allays his fears by saying that it is going to be a secret and he won't know about it.
And the guy said, "my dear, l know Nigeria police CID very well. They are more efficient in the investigation of a case involving their lover and other men than when it involves a criminal matter. Do you know that it takes days, weeks, months and years for the CID to investigate a criminal matter but a second to investigate this type of case? I can't take that risk".
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