THE NATIONAL CAKE!

There was this housewife who was having an extramarital affairs with different men. She has a kiosk in front of their house. Now whenever the husband has gone to work, she normally receives other men. And so, she hatched a plan on how to be executing her secret affairs without being detected. She then hired a shop far away from her home and she called its "A packing stall".

She told her secret lovers that a house wife having extramarital affairs is like sharing the national cake. She said that like in Nigeria, any candidate expiring to any position is doing so to take his or her share of the national cake which of course can be taken by anyone who so wishes because it is natural God given resources.

She told her husband that in the new shop, she was going to sell some new juice drinks called " NATIONAL CAKE "  She then bought some juice drinks and printed some labels with the inscription "NATIONAL CAKE" and she pasted them on the bottles of the juice drinks. The actual work of the juice drinks is to enhanced high sexual performance in both men and women.

She then told her secret lovers that anytime they feel like having sex, they can come down to the kiosk in front of their house and if her husband is there they should just say that they need the national cake and she would immediately understand and follow them in the guise that she wants to really sell the juice drinks to them.

One day after she had left with two men to the shop, the husband followed them behind. He wanted to know why his wife decided to only sell the juice drinks far away from home. When he got to the packing stall, he hid himself for about twenty minutes before he went to lock at the door.

Fortunately and unfortunately! He met other two young men sitting down waiting on a bench. As he knocks on the door, the wife thought it was one of her customers and so she said from inside, "please my dear customer, just wait a little, l am almost through. Just sit on the bench. It would get to your turn".

One of the guys sitting there also thought the husband was a customer like himself and so he said to him, "Sir, be patient a bit. No need to knock, remember that it will get to our turn before you because we came before you and it is turn by turn. Are you are stranger here? You have to follow the rule of turn by turn".

As the knocking continues, she came out with only pant on sweating like a Christmas goat. The rest became history!