CUSTOMERS: Please, Bank manager, there is no way you are going to explain this to us to believe you. All of us were here yesterday about 11pm when all the ATM machines were loaded with cash and you pleaded to us to go home and come back today in the morning because it would be too risky to keep the bank gate open so late. Now you are telling us that no money. Then tell us what happened to the money overnight.
BANK MANAGER: Look here, my people. Not only you humans who collect money in the ATM MACHINES. The spirits too come to collect. Think of those rich men and women who are dead, do you think they will just abandon their money like that? Remember they are Nigerians. Even in the land of the dead, a Nigerian will never forgets about his or her money.
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