WIFE: Darling, no food at home. I need nothing less than N50,000 for garri, rice, beans, palm oil, groundnut oil, plantains, yams, meat, fish and other ingredients.
HUSBAND: JUST give me your account number so that I can transfer the money to you.
Three days later in the bedroom.
WIFE: Darling, what nonsense are you trying to do. Look, gate closed, no access.
HUSBAND: You are my wife and you can't deny me my right.
WIFE: Your right, my foot. The money for food items that l requested from you since three days ago, have you sent it?
HUSBAND: I am sorry, it could be network failure. I believed, it is hanging somewhere in the air. Now, let enjoy ourselves.
WIFE: Let it be tomorrow night.
NEXT DAY IN THE NIGHT.
HUSBAND: Darling, you promised to give it to me tonight. Then why putting on this tight Jean trousers and five tights?
WIFE: Sorry, Darling, l didn't promise to give my love to you in physical but through POS transfer. I have transferred it to you since morning. I believed it is still hanging somewhere in the air due to network failure. Just endure.
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