"LIES DON'T KILL".

The below dialogue ensued between a female teacher and two of her students in the classroom.

TEACHER:  You lied to me that you were sick hence you didn't come to school yesterday. I got the truth from a reliable source that you were at home watching movies.
Go and pray to God that lies shouldn't kill you.

MERCY: Well, teacher; you see sometimes we have to tell lies to save some situations. I am very sorry teacher. I shall do exactly what you just said so that lies won't kill me like you rightly said.

ALFRED: Teacher, can lies really kill someone like you just said?

TEACHER:  Precisely.

ALFRED:  Teacher, I don't agree with you on that because if it is really true that lies can kill, by now I should have become an orphan.

TEACHER: What do you mean?

ALFRED: My parents would buy things from people on credit basis. When the creditors come to collect their money, they would run and hide under the bed or back of door. They would tell us to tell them that they  travelled.
Sometimes, they even lie that their bank accounts have problem or that they have one problem or the other. The worse is that they don't even have a bank account. If a competition of the best liar should be organized, my parents would surely take the first and second positions. Yet they are more healthier than those righteous people.

TEACHER: Well, from what you just said now shows that your parents are scammers and tactical robbers and not liars. They will not die now because their punishment is hell fire. They are permanent candidates of everlasting destruction.