"THE MORE YOU SELL FROM GOODS, THE MORE ITS QUANTITY REDUCES!"

There was this plump looking lady. She was a paragon of beauty. She started her flirtatious life as early as sixteen years of age. Every randy guy demands his share of her beauty. She was nicknamed, 'QUEEN OF THE LADIES'.

Her watchword is: ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY, YOU HAVE YOUR WAY.

She changes men like someone changing wrappers.

After about thirty years of rigorous prostitution, she became old. Her skin, big breasts and heavy bottom became flat and dried up.

Then, one day a guy who knew how she was many years ago said to her, "my dear Queen of the ladies, I can't believe that this is really you. What happened to your body and beauty?"

She then replied him saying, "my friend, don't you know that the more, you sell from goods, the lesser, the goods becomes? Do you know the number of men that have bought from this body? Including you. If l am not mistaken, about two million men have so far bought from it, including you.

So my friend, you can see why it becomes smaller and haggard with each passing day. A lot of customers have bought and benefited from it".