There was final year secondary school student who was in love with one of his class female students. One Saturday afternoon, he paid an unscheduled visit to the girl at home thinking that her father may still be at work. But unfortunately, he met both father and daughter at home. The father observed that the boy was up to something ludicrous and he decided to engage him straight away. FATHER: Young man, yes, how may l help you? BOY: Good afternoon Sir. I am here to borrow four novels from your daughter who is my classmate. FATHER: Yes, what are their titles? BOY: (1) I can't stop loving you, BY Dennis Wafa and (2) Today is the day, BY Wilfred Adjoro and (3) At the uncompleted building, BY Roy Fidelis and the forth one is: You must put up your best, BY Cecelia Tedebor. And the father said, "l am sorry young man, she doesn't have any novel for now, But l have four special novels to give to you without paying for them. The first one is titled: l understood everything, By Wicked Matson. The second one is titled: From here straight to cell, By Polar Eddy and the third one is titled: With serious Beating and the forth one is titled: Then, Life Imprisonment, By Berger Hamstrong . Seeing that nowhere to hide his face, the boy quickly hatched a plan and he said: In that case, l better stay with the three which l have at home. One is titled: The wrong place , By Julius. Nestled and the second one is titled: l no longer need them, By Portius Adeyinka and the last one is titled: Goodye, l am sorry, By Aphostle Chukwu. 😂😂😂😂
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