GUYS, I NOR MIND O, I GO COMMIT THIS INCEST OO!

One evening, l was on my way out to visit a friend. At the junction, l sighted a very beautiful looking lady. She was down to earth. Looking at her, you may think that the heavenly abode must be missing an angel! Succulent breasts, heavy back with large hips and lips! ULA-LA !
Without wasting time, l approached her. Her voice again added salt to injury and threw me off balance! Very seductive voice. I started my love gospel which says, "ask and you will received, seek and you will find and knock and it shall be open to you" on her head.
Before you can say, 'Jack Robinson' she is already on the floor for me like a demon possessed person would fall to the ground under the anointing of the modern days, 'FAKE PROPHETS'.  I took her to a restaurant and we had a nice time. We ate food worth (N6000) six thousand naira and gulped costly wine worth (N3000) Three thousand naira. I also bought  VIPS take away worth (N6000) for her to take home. I then took her to a chalet for some press ups. I paid for the chalet and we went in. Just as l was about to undress, she said, "bros, are you not the son of Mr Obologe?" And l said to her, "babe, please forget that introduction first. I am so pressed for action. Can't you see that my viper is almost jumping out? Dear, l am burning with ecstasy. Let do it now and later, l will explain that to you". She then held my hand and said, "brother, look at my face well-well. I am your niece, the daughter of your eldest brother. Sergine". When l heard the name, 'Sergin, it dawn on me that she must be  my eldest brother's second daughter who lives in Nairobi who just came into town. I only heard that she was in town but l don't know her because l have never seen her before. Immediately, my mind flash back to the huge amount that l have spent on her. And one mind said within me that l should tell her that, 'come rain or sunshine, this incest must be committed'. I forced myself and l left her in anger. Two weeks, l work tirelessly day and night to recover the money because l am a keke rider on balance and take! After the two weeks, l took  ill.  GUYS, THIEF CAN NEVER TELL YOU THE AMOUNT OF BEATINGS HE RECEIVED THAT GAVE HIM SWOLLEN FACE AND LIPS! 😂  I GO DIE OOOOOOO 😂😂