Saturday 21 December 2019

😂 WAKA WAKA LADY! 😂

There was this lady who befriended five different types of men at the same time without the men knowing themselves. The lady eventually became pregnant and the tussle of the paternity of the pregnancy began. The five men fighting over the ownership of the pregnancy were, ( 1 ) an arm robber ( 2  ) a Carpenter ( 3 ) a drunkard ( 4 ) a butcher and ( 5  ) a roadside mechanic. The village elders finally resolved the matter temporarily that all interested parties should wait until the baby is born and probably grow up to five years of age. When the baby finally grew up to five years, the elders called a meeting of all the villagers including the interested parties to come to the big market square.  At the market square, they then placed five tools which the five men used for work on a mat and they asked the boy to go and pick one. They said that any one he picks will determines who the real father is. And it was generally agreed to. The tools placed there were, a gun representing the robber, a saw and a hammer representing the carpenter, a a bottle of alcohol representing the drunkard, a Sharp UTC cutlass representing the butcher and a spanner representing the roadside mechanic. The little boy walks down and he looks at the five tools and he picks all of them one after the other. And the elders concluded that the five of them owned him. Case closed. 😂😂😂

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