😁😁 POWER GOOD!!! OOOOOOOO 😂😂

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A FRIENDLY FOOTBALL MATCH BETWEEN NIGERIA AND A FOREIGN COUNTRY. IT WAS ANNOUNCED IN OUR STATE LOCAL TELEVISION AND RADIO STATIONS THAT THERE WAS NO GATE FEE AND THAT EVERYONE SHOULD COME OUT MASSIVELY TO CHEER OUR TEAM TO VICTORY. ON THAT SATURDAY, I WENT TO OUR STADIUM TO CHEER OUR TEAM. I DIDN'T TAKE MONEY WITH ME EXCEPT N10 WHICH I INTEND TO USE TO BUY WATER IN CASE I AM THIRSTY BECAUSE WE WERE TOLD THAT GATE IS FREE! BUT ON GETTING TO THE GATE, I SAW A CROWD OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE NUMBERING ABOUT FOUR HUNDRED. I SAW ARMED POLICEMEN AND SEVERAL THUGS MANNING THE GATE CONTRARY TO WHAT WE WERE TOLD OVER BOTH THE RADIO AND TELEVISION STATIONS. AS I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER INTO THE STADIUM, BOTH THE POLICEMEN AND THE THUGS ASKED ME TO PAY. I ASKED THEM HOW MUCH AND THEY SAID ANYTHING FROM N100 TO N200. I TOLD THEM THAT ACCORDING TO THE GOVERNMENT, IT WAS GATE FREE. THEY TOLD ME THAT I CAN GIVE THEM ANYTHING BUT IT SHOULDN'T BE LESS THAN N50. I TOLD THEM THAT I ONLY HAVE N10 WITH ME WHICH I INTEND TO USE TO BUY WATER, IN CASE I WAS THIRTY. THEY TOLD ME THAT I WAS NOT READY TO WATCH THE MATCH. BY NOW, THE CROWD HAD SWELLED UP TO SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE OUTSIDE. THEN, FORTUNATELY FOR US AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE EXTORTIONERS, A VERY HUGE MAN WALKED DOWN TO THE GATE. HE WAS IN FACT A GIANT! HE WAS SO HUGE THAT HE WAS ABOUT SIX MEN PUT TOGETHER. AS HE APPROACHED THE GATE, BOTH THE POLICEMEN AND THE THUGS GREETED HIM AND OPENED THE TWO GATES WIDE SO THAT HE CAN PASS FREELY. JUST THEN, I RAN DOWN TO HIM AND TAPPED HIS TROUSERS. HE TURNED AND I TOLD HIM THAT THE POLICEMEN PREVENTED US FROM ENTERING INSISTING THAT WE MUST PAY FIRST. IT SEEMED THAT HE WAS ALSO AWARE THAT IT WAS GATE FREE AND HE ASKED THE POLICEMEN WHY WERE THEY COLLECTING MONEY FROM THE PEOPLE AND THEY TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS NOT THAT THEY WERE COLLECTING GATE FEES FROM THE PEOPLE BUT THAT THEY ASKED THE PEOPLE TO GIVE THEM ANYTHING FOR THEM TO BUY WATER TO DRINK. BUT I QUICKLY INTERRUPTED THE POLICEMEN THAT THEY WERE LYING THROUGH THEIR TEETH. ONE OF THE POLICEMEN TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD BETTER FLY OVER THE FENCE OF THE STADIUM TO GO BACK HOME BECAUSE IF I VENTURE PASS THROUGH THE GATE, HE MUST DRAG ME TO THEIR STATION. I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS AN EMPTY BOAST AND THAT WE SHOULD HAVE A BET WHICH HE AGREED TO AND WE HAD A BET.  THE GIANT COMMANDED ALL THE CROWD OUTSIDE TO ENTER. THE POLICEMEN AND THE THUGS WHO WERE GRIPPED WITH FEAR COULD NOT UTTER A WORD AS THE CROWD RUSHED INSIDE. WHEN THE MATCH WAS OVER, I SAW THE POLICEMEN WAITING FOR ME AT THE GATE AND SO I HELD THE TROUSERS OF THE GIANT AND BOTH OF US WALKED OUT TOGETHER. THE POLICEMEN LOOKED AT ME MALICIOUSLY AND HELPLESSLY AND I STICK OUT MY TONGUE AT THEIR POWERLESS BOAST. BUT ACTUALLY GOD WAS ON MY SIDE. FROM THAT DAY, ANYTIME, I SEE A POLICE CAR, I WILL DODGE BECAUSE IF THEY GET ME, NO MESSIAH WILL BE AROUND TO SAVE ME.  😂😂😂😁  POWER GOOD OOOOOO!!!!  😂😂😈😈