"PROBLEM OF DRUNKENNESS"

There was this man who suspected that his wife was having an extramarital affairs outside their matrimonial home because every time he was returning home from work, he always meets her at a particular junction. She would tell him that she was going to see a friend of hers somewhere along the street. He was very sure that she was having an affairs with someone but he was so much in love with her that he couldn't lay his hands on her. However, he told his friends about it. They told him that the only medicine that can cure such a woman was a heavy beating. They told him that he should punch her very hard on the face, head and stomach.  But he told them that he can't lay his hands on her due to the love he had of her. They then advised him to get himself drunk so that he could be bold enough to beat her. He took to his friends' advice. One day after closing from work, he went to a bar and took seven bottles of beer and a full bottle of a local brewed alcohol alia 'OGOGORO' . He was so drunk that he missed his way as he was going home and so, he passed another road. In this very road was also a junction and there was a beautifully adorned steel female statue erected on the middle. Now when this man staggered to the junction, he saw the beautifully adorned female statue standing on the middle of the road. He thought it was his wife and he said, "l knew that l am going to meet you here as usual. But today is a different day! It is either you stop this your illicit affairs today or l will kill you with my bare hands". He started to punch the statue, kick it very hard and hit his head against it several times. His body became bruised and severely battered with his head broken. He was rushed to a hospital by passersby. A week later, he regained consciousness only for him to realized that what he fought with was not his wife after all, but a female steel statue. And he said, "Alcohol is bad!  OGOGORO  is the word Satan".