I MUST PROTECT MY VALUABLE ASSET.

PETER JUST GOT MARRIED TO A VERY PRETTY YOUNG LADY OF TWENTY YEARS OLD WHEN HE RELOCATED TO A NEW ONE ROOM APARTMENT, COMMONLY CALLED, "FACE ME, I FACE YOU". THERE WERE SEVERAL BACHELORS IN THE COMPOUND. ONE EVENING, HE OVERHEARD ONE OF THE BACHELORS CALLED, "BRUZZER" TELLING HIS FELLOW BACHELORS IN A GATHERING THAT ANY WOMAN, HE CROSSES, WILL NEVER FORGETS HIM IN LIFE. IN FACT, SHE WILL BE FOLLOWING HIM ALL ABOUT. WHEN ASKED BY HIS FRIENDS IF IT WAS THE HANDIWORK OF A CHARM, HE SIMPLY SMILED AND SAID THAT IT WAS NOT THE WORK OF A CHARM BUT THE HANDIWORK OF HIS BIG AND LONG MANHOOD. PETER BECAME CURIOUS AND UNCOMFORTABLE. ONE MORNING, HE SAW BRUZZER URINATING IN A GUTTER AND HE DECIDED TO USE THAT OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE A VERY GOOD LOOK AT THE SO MUCH TALKED ABOUT BIG MANHOOD THAT CHARMS WOMEN. HOLY MOSES ! WHAT PETER SAW WAS INDEED TERRIFYING. THE MANHOOD MEASURES ABOUT TEN INCHES LENGTH AND SIX INCHES WIDTH. HE RAN IMMEDIATELY AND SAID TO HIS WIFE, "DARLING, PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE. ANYTIME YOU SEE THAT OUR NEIGHBOUR, BRUZZER, GOING TO EITHER TOILET OR BATHROOM OR EVEN TO URINATE, WAIT FIRST TILL; HE COMES BACK BEFORE YOU GO IN THERE". "BUT, WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO WAIT?" THE WIFE ASKED INQUISITIVELY. "YOU SEE MY DARLING, I JUST LEARNT THAT HE IS A LEPROSY PATIENT AND HIS DOCTORS WARNED THAT HIS TYPE OF LEPROSY IS THE ONE THAT EASILY AFFECTS ANYONE THAT HE IS CLOSER TO ESPECIALLY WHEN ONLY HIMSELF AND THE PERSON ARE ALL ALONE. THAT IS WHY I AM WARNING YOU BECAUSE HE CAN EMERGE FROM EITHER TOILET, BATHROOM OR FROM URINATING AND YOU COULD BE STANDING OUTSIDE THE DOOR WAITING FOR HIM TO COME OUT. AND WHEN HE WILL EVENTUALLY COME OUT, ONLY TWO OF YOU WILL BE THERE AND THAT IS WHAT IS CALLED IN GRAMMATICAL TERMINOLOGY: COLOSSAL DISASTER! PERILOUS ENCOUNTER!  UNDESIRABLE SIGHT! MONUMENTAL ENTANGLEMENT! UNAVOIDABLE DAMAGE! IRREPARABLE LOSS!  AN EVERLASTING PROLIFERATION OF AN UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE! CONCEPTUALIZATION OF YOUR DAILY LIBIDO!  ETC".