YOU DO ME, I DO YOU, BALANCE EQUATION.

A VERY RANDY GUY WAS ON HIS WAY HOME FROM WORK ONE EVENING, WHEN HE NOTICED A LADY WALKING BEHIND HIM ON THE SAME LANE. HE TURNED AND STOLE A GLANCE AT HER, THEN HE SLOWED DOWN HIS MOVEMENT AND FINALLY STOPPED. HE GREETED HER AND TOLD HER HOW HIS HEART LEAPED FOR JOY IMMEDIATELY, HE SETS HIS EYES ON HER. HE TOLD HER THAT HE WAS A DIRECTOR OF A CAR MANUFACTURING COMPANY AND THAT HE ALSO OWNED A SHIPPING COMPANY. HE  LOOKED AROUND AND SAW AN UNCOMPLETED BUILDING. HE TOLD THE LADY THAT THEY SHOULD GO IN THERE TO HAVE A QUICK SEX. THE LADY AGREED BUT ON THE CONDITION THAT HE SHOULD GIVE HER $500 FIRST. AND HE TOLD HER THAT HE DOESN'T MOVE AROUND WITH MONEY AND SO HE HAD NOTHING WITH HIM ACCEPT HIS CHEQUEBOOK. THE LADY TOLD HIM THAT SHE WILL ACCEPT A CHEQUE. HE TOLD HER THAT HE HAD NO PEN WITH HIM TO WRITE THE AMOUNT. THE LADY THEN GAVE HIM A PEN.  AND HE TOLD HER THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE A CHEQUE, THAT IT WAS HIS SECRETARY THAT NORMALLY WRITES CHEQUES FOR HIM. AND THE LADY TOLD HIM THAT SHE WAS A SECRETARY TYPIST BY PROFESSION AND HE HAS NO PROBLEM AS SHE WILL WRITE IT. AND THE GUY SAID THAT HE FORGOT THE CHEQUEBOOK IN HIS OFFICE. IT WAS THEN, THE LADY SUSPECTED THE GUY TO BE A SCAMMER AND SHE WALKED AWAY. THE GUY WAS DISAPPOINTED THAT THE LADY HAD DISCOVERED HIS TRICKS. HE CONTINUED TO FOLLOW HER. SOON ANOTHER GUY STOPPED THE LADY. AFTER A BRIEF DISCUSSION, THE GUY AGREED TO GIVE HER ,$700 FOR HER TO FOLLOW HIM HOME. HE GAVE HER THE MONEY, BUT THE FIRST GUY WHO HAS BEEN LISTENING TO THEIR DISCUSSION, QUICKLY INTERRUPTED THE GUY SAYING, "PLEASE, MY BROTHER, DON'T WASTE YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY IN VAIN. SHE DOESN'T WORTH THAT AMOUNT. SHE IS THE CHEAPEST PROUSTITE IN TOWN NOW. PEOPLE NORMALLY SLEEP WITH HER FOR JUST A DOLLAR. BOTH OF US JUST MADE LOVE NOW IN THAT UNCOMPLETED BUILDING OVER THERE AND I DIDN'T GIVE HER A CENT." AND THE GUY TOOK HIS MONEY FROM HER AND LEFT. THE FIRST GUY BEGAN TO LAUGH AND MOCKED HER. HE TOLD HER THAT HE WOULD IN A SHORT WHILE, SEE ANOTHER LADY MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HERSELF. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE STOPPED ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL LADY WITH A CAR AND HE BEGAN TO CHAT WITH HER. THE LADY ACCEPTED HIS LOVE OVERTURES. THE LADY ASKED HIM TO GET INTO THE CAR SO THAT THEY CAN DRIVE TO A BEACH RESORT TO KNOW THEMSELVES MORE. JUST THEN, THE FIRST LADY WHO ALSO HAD BEEN LISTENING TO THEIR CHATTING, SAID TO THE LADY, "PLEASE MY SISTER, YOU ARE IN A SERIOUS TROUBLE. THIS GUY IS A ROBBER, I KNEW HIM FOR LONG. HE HAS A GUN WITH HIM AND HE WILL ROB YOU OF YOUR CAR. HE NORMALLY STAYS IN THAT CABBAGES OVER THERE WHERE HE MAKES LOVE WITH MAD WOMEN. HIS MAIN CHOICES OF WOMEN ARE THOSE THAT ARE EITHER MAD, HAVE AIDS OR IMBECILE." AS THE LADY PUSHED HIM OUT OF HER CAR AND ZOOMS OFF, THE FIRST LADY SAID TO HIM MOCKINGLY, "MR LOVER BOY, YOU DO ME, I DO YOU BACK, BALANCE EQUATION."