PAYING BACK WITH THE SAME COIN.

ONE EVENING, A CERTAIN MAN DRESSED HIMSELF LIKE A CLERGY AND HE WENT TO MEET A CERTAIN BEAUTIFUL HOUSEWIFE IN HER HOME, THEN HER HUSBAND WASN'T AT HOME. HE SAID TO HER, "PLEASE, IN THE NAME OF GOD, I WANT TO SEE YOUR FEET." THE WOMAN WAS AFRAID TO DISOBEY HIM BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS A MAN OF GOD AND SO SHE PULLED OFF HER SHOES. AND THE MAN SAID, "THANK YOU. NOW, MAY  I SEE YOUR HANDS AND LEGS?," AND THE WOMAN REMOVED HER DRESS AND HER SKIRT.  "THANK  YOU MY DEAR. THAT IS VERY RESPECTFUL OF YOU. NOW MAY I SEE YOUR HAIR?" AND SHE UNTIED HER  SCARFS FROM HER HEAD. "THAT IS VERY RESPECTFUL OF YOU MY DEAR. NOW MAY I SEE YOUR NAKEDNESS?" SHE SAID, "NO SIR, THAT IS STRICTLY FOR ONLY MY HUSBAND TO SEE." AND THE MAN SAID, "I MUST SEE IT NOW BECAUSE YOUR SO CALLED HUSBAND SAW MY WIFE'S OWN YESTERDAY EVENING IN MY HOUSE WHEN I WAS STILL AT WORK. SO THIS IS THE RETURNED MATCH OF THE FIRST LEG THAT WAS PLAYED AT MY HOME." WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS LEFT FOR YOU THE READER TO DETERMINE. ONE THING IS CERTAIN HERE. SINCE THE WEATHER IS CLEARED AND THE STADIUM READY, NOTHING IS GOING TO STOPS THIS MATCH FROM BEING PLAYED.