MY CONFUSION IS CONFUSED.

A PASTOR WAS ABOUT TO JOIN A COUPLE TOGETHER IN A HOLY MATRIMONY IN A CHURCH ONE SATURDAY  AFTERNOON WHEN THE CEREMONY SUDDENLY TOOK A DIFFERENT DIMENSION AS THE PASTOR SAID THAT WHOSOEVER HAS ANY REASON WHY THE COUPLE SHOULD NOT BE JOINED TOGETHER AS HUSBAND AND WIFE SHOULD SAY IT OR FOREVER KEEP SILENT. A MAN AND A WOMAN CAME FORWARD AND OPENLY OBJECTED TO THE MARRIAGE. THE MAN SAID THAT THE LADY WAS STILL HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HE STILL LOVES HER. THE LADY ALSO SAID THAT THE MAN WAS STILL HER HUSBAND AND SHE WILL EVER LOVES HIM. AT THIS STAGE, THERE WAS CONFUSION AS THE PASTOR WAS CONFUSED AS TO WHAT TO SAY OR DO NEXT. THE PASTOR FULLY AWARED OF THE IMPLICATION IF THE MARRIAGE IS NOT CONSUMMATED, SINCE HE HAD COLLECTED A LOT OF MONEY FROM THEM, QUICKLY HATCHED A PLAN. HE QUICKLY, ASKED AN USHER TO CLIMB INTO THE CEILING AND SPEAK FROM THERE. AND SO THE USHER CLIMBED UP SECRETLY AND HE SPOKE THUS: "I AM THE LORD SPEAKING TO YOU FROM ABOVE. WHAT I HAVE PUT TOGETHER LET NO MAN PUT ASUNDER. GO ON AND JOIN THEM TOGETHER. IF YOU REFUSED TO OBEY ME, I WILL RAIN DOWN FIRE AND BRIMSTONE FROM HEAVEN UPON YOU THIS MINUTE."  JUST THEN, ANOTHER VOICE SPOKE FROM BENEATH THE EARTH SURFACE SAYING, "I AM THE LORD SPEAKING TO YOU FROM THE GROUND. I CAN SPEAK FROM ANYWHERE BECAUSE I AM IN EVERYWHERE. YOU MUST NOT JOIN THE COUPLE TOGETHER. LET THEM GO TO THEIR VARIOUS HOMES, FOR I DESERVE MERCY NOT SACRIFICE. SHOULD YOU DISOBEYED ME, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO CAUSE THE GROUND ON WHICH YOU ARE NOW STANDING TO TREMBLE AND QUAKE AND ALL OF YOU SHALL BE BURIED AND CONSUMED UNDER THE GROUND." AND THE CHURCH SCATTERED AS EVERYONE RAN FOR SAFETY.