WATER DON PASS GARRI.

INTRODUCING A NEW SEGMENT CALLED 'OTURUGBEKE'. VERY SOON, THIS SEGMENT WILL FEATURE IN THIS SITE. EXAMPLE: DEAR OTURUGBEKE, I AM A 28 YEAR OLD  BEAUTIFUL HOUSEWIFE.  I HAVE BEEN FAITHFUL TO MY HUSBAND SINCE I GOT MARRIED TO HIM FOUR YEARS AGO. BUT RECENTLY, I FOUND OUT THAT HE IS FROLICKING WITH WHORES. WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM, HE TOLD ME THAT AS A MAN, HE CAN SLEEP WITH ANY WOMAN HE CHOOSES TO. TO ADD SALT TO INJURY, LAST SUNDAY, HE GOT HIMSELF DRUNK AND HE WORE A FEMALE PANT ON HIS HEAD FROM THE BROTHEL DOWN HOME. I WAS HIGHLY EMBARRASSED AS A CROWD OF MOCKERS FOLLOWED HIM DOWN HOME JEERING AT HIM. WHEN I ASKED HIM AS TO WHY SHOULD HE HAVE INVOLVED HIMSELF IN SUCH A DISGRACEFUL ACT, HE TOLD ME THAT HE IS THE KING OF WOMEN AND THAT THE PANT IS HIS CROWN. TWO DAYS AGO, HE CAME HOME WITH MARKS OF LIP STICK ALL OVER HIS SHIRT. I ALSO CONFRONTED HIM AND HE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD GO AND DO MY OWN STYLE. PLEASE HELP ME. MY FRIENDS SAID THAT I SHOULD CALL A FAMILY MEETING AND INVITE HIS FAMILY AND MY FAMILY TO DISCUSS THE MATTER OR I SHOULD CALL OUR CHURCH PASTOR TO DELIVER HIM. WHAT SHOULD I DO? FROM MRS OGOGORO.      DEAR MRS OGOGORO, THANKS A LOT FOR CONTACTING US BEFORE TAKING ANY ACTION. WHY ARE WE HERE? TO HELP PEOPLE OF COURSE. NOW LISTEN, DON'T EVER LISTEN TO YOUR FRIENDS.  OUR ORACULUS  OPARAMULUS  REVEALED THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS PRESENTLY BEFRIENDING THE goddess OF ALCOHOLISM. AND SHE HAS POSSESSED HIM WITH THE SPIRIT OF PROSTITUTIONALISM  ALCOHOLISTIC. THIS IS A VERY BAD SPIRIT. VERY SOON, HE WILL CONTINUE TO WEAR WOMEN'S BUTTOCKS ON HIS HEAD. HE WILL ALSO BE HELPING PREGNANT WOMEN TO CARRY THEIR PREGNANCIES FOR THEM AND HE WILL ALSO BE TYING FEMALES  PRIVATE PARTS ON BOTH HIS NECK AND HANDS AS CHAINS AND BANGLES. NOW FIRE FOR FIRE! BACK TO SENDER! START TO TIE MANHOOD ON YOUR NECK, HANDS AND LEGS TO WELCOME HIM HOME ANY TIME HE COMES FROM AN OUTING.    DON'T THANK US. WE ARE ONLY DOING OUR JOB.