TOP SECRET.

I HAVE LOST A LOT OF MY EXPENSIVE PHONES IN THE SAME WAY AND IN THE SAME PLACE DURING CHARGING PROCESS. THERE IS A WALL SOCKET AND A TABLE IN FRONT OF MY FLAT JUST BY THE DOOR ALONG A PASSAGE. I NORMALLY PLUG MY PHONES THERE TO CHARGE. BUT THEY ALL ENDED UP BEING STOLEN BY AN UNKNOWN PERSON. THEN, I HATCHED A PLAN TO CATCH THE UNKNOWN THIEF. I TIED A BLACK COLOURED CLOTH CLOSER TO THE TABLE AND I SWITCHED OFF THE PASSAGE LIGHT. I THEN PLUGGED MY ANDROID PHONE THERE TO CHARGE AND I HID MYSELF BEHIND THE CLOTH, HOLDING A LONG IRON BAR IN A COMBAT READINESS. ABOUT EIGHT MINUTES LATER, I SAW A HAND STRETCHING TOWARDS THE PHONE. I BECAME INFESTED WITH JOY BECAUSE MY EFFORT WAS ABOUT TO YIELD A POSITIVE RESULT. JUST AS HE WAS UNPLUGGING THE PHONE, I RELEASED THE IRON BAR ON THE TWO HANDS WITH THE VELOCITY OF A THUNDER BOLT ON A PALM TREE. THE FORCE OF BOTH THE HIT AND ITS BANG COULD BE COMPARED TO THAT OF THE ATOMIC BOMBS WHICH AMERICA RELEASED ON THE TWO JAPANESE CITIES OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI DURING THE SECOND WORLD WAR. I GOT THE TARGET! AND HE GAVE OUT A SHOUT THAT CAN ONLY BE COMPARED TO THAT OF A ROARING LION. HE DROPPED THE PHONE AND DISAPPEARED INTO THE DARKNESS. BEHOLD! HIS TWO HANDS WERE COMPLETELY SHATTERED AS ALL THE BONES WERE SMOOTHLY GRINDED BEYOND TREATMENT. THE NEXT MORNING, HE TOLD A RIDICULOUS LIE THAT HE WENT TO A BAKERY TO BUY BREAD AND HE MISTAKENLY PUT HIS HAND INTO THE MILL AND IT GRINDED HIS HANDS. I ALSO WENT TO THE HOSPITAL TO SYMPATHIZE WITH HIM. ON SEEING ME, HE ALMOST LOST HIS BREATH. BUT I PRETENDED LIKE SOMEONE WHO KNEW NOTHING OF WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. WHEN I TRIED TO ASK HIM HOW IT ALL HAPPENED, HE JUST WAVED MY QUESTION AWAY BY SAYING WE SHOULD JUST THANK GOD THAT HE DID NOT DIE. AS I WAS ABOUT  LEAVING THE HOSPITAL WARD, I SAID MOCKINGLY, "MAN! THAT HIT BY THE IRON BAR WAS QUITE DEADLY GUY. IT IS A LESSON!"  NOW, HE IS GOING ABOUT HANDLESS. WHENEVER WE MEET EACH OTHER ON THE ROAD AND OUR EYEBALLS MEET, I WILL GIVE HIM A SIGNAL JUST LIKE TWO DRIVERS SIGNALING EACH OTHER WITH THEIR VEHICLES HEADLIGHTS. I KNOW THE TRUE STORY AND HE KNOWS THE REAL TRUTH! BUT NOBODY SHOULD TALK. IT IS A TOP SECRET! (Ladies and gentleman, can you beat that?,)