Saturday 4 November 2017

DRAMA OF LIFE.

IN FRONT OF A COMPANY WAS AN ADVERT WHICH READS THUS, "A FORTY- YEAR OLD MAN WANTED FOR IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT."  BUT SURPRISEDLY, A YOUNG MAN OF TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD WALKED INTO THE DIRECTOR'S OFFICE AND DROPPED HIS APPLICATION ON THE TABLE. THE DIRECTOR NOTICED THAT HE WAS TOO YOUNG TO BE FORTY YEARS AND HE CALLED HIM. 'HOW OLD ARE YOU YOUNG MAN?' THE DIRECTOR ASKED HIM. 'I AM TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD SIR; HE ANSWERED. THE DIRECTOR WHO WAS SURPRISED AT THE YOUNG MAN'S ANSWER, SAID, "MY DEAR YOUNG MAN, THE ADVERT SAYS A FORTY-YEAR OLD MAN AND NOT A TWENTY-FIVE YEAR OLD MAN. DIDN'T YOU READ THE ADVERT PROPERLY?" AND THE MAN SAID, "I DID SIR. BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT I FIRST LIVED FIFTEEN YEARS IN THE SPIRITUAL REALM BEFORE I WAS BORN TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO. SO IF YOU ADD THE FIFTEEN YEARS TO THE TWENTY FIVE   YEARS, IT WILL GIVES YOU THE REQUIRED FORTY YEARS. NO MORE, NO LESS. JUST GIVE ME THE EMPLOYMENT FORM TO FILL SO THAT YOU CAN SIGN IT AND LET ME START WORK IMMEDIATELY." THE DIRECTOR WAS VERY SURPRISED AND HE SHOUTED AT HIM, "IT SEEMS THAT YOU ARE INSANE. PLEASE, GET OUT OF MY OFFICE NOW OR ELSE, I WILL CALL IN THE SECURITY GUARDS TO THROW YOU OUT." AND THE YOUNG MAN SAID, "ARE YOU NOT AFRAID? I JUST TOLD YOU NOW THAT I FIRST LIVED FIFTEEN YEARS IN THE SPIRITUAL REALM AND YOU ARE STILL STANDING HERE TALKING OF SECURITY GUARDS. IF YOU LIKE GO AND CALL IN SOLDIERS. I AM NOT LEAVING HERE, NOT UNTIL I HAVE GOTTEN THE JOB OR  ELSE I WILL METAMORPHOSE TO MY SPIRITUAL SKELETON FORM NOW." AND THE DIRECTOR TOOK TO HIS HEELS.

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