IT WAS ABOUT 11:AM, ONE SUNDAY MORNING. THE CHURCH WAS FILLED TO IT'S CAPACITY WITH WORSHIPPERS. THE CHOIRS WERE SINGING LOUDLY THUS: 'TODAY! TODAY! TOMORROW NO MORE, IF I DIE TODAY; I WILL DIE NO MORE.' THE PASTOR TOO WAS PREACHING THUS: 'BRETHREN, I SAY FEAR NOT THE LIONS,FOR YOU ARE STANDING BEFORE ANOTHER DANIEL. I SAY FEAR NOT THE FIRE;FOR I AM MORE THAN MESHACH, SHADRACH AND ABEDNEGO PUT TOGETHER.' JUST THEN SOME ARMED MEN BURST INTO THE CHURCH AND THEY ASKED THE CHOIRS TO CONTINUE THE SONG AS IT WAS THEIR BURIAL SONG. AND THEY ALL KNELT DOWN BEGGING THE MEN THAT THEY WERE NOT READY TO DIE YET AS IT WAS JUST ONLY A SONG. THEIR LEGS BEGAN TO SHAKE AS THEIR KNEES KNOCKED . AND THE MEN BROUGHT OUT PETROL AND MATCHES WITH A FIERCE LOOKING HYENA AND THEY SAID, "WE WANT TODAY'S DANIEL AND MESHACH, SHADRACH AND ABEDNEGO TO COME OUT TO PERFORM ANOTHER MIRACLE FOR US THIS MINUTE." AND THEY UNTIED THE HYENA AND POURED PETROL ON THE FLOOR AND BROUGHT OUT MATCHES. ON SEEING THE REALITY, THE PASTOR URINATED ON HIS BODY.
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