GBA-GBOS LIVE! ( Before and Now )

                                  BEFORE AND NOW.

                                     BEFORE

MAN: Officer, the money you said l should bring to bail my canoe before it would be released to me is inside a taxi outside. 

OFFICER: Outside for what? What is the money doing inside the taxi?

Common, go and bring it down here. Even if it is a million naira, you can carry it down to my office. Anybody talks to you, tell him or her that Oga, sent you. You can carry all the cash without covering them. No fly can question you. I am the one in charged here. It is where man works that he eats. They are doing their own at the top and l am doing my own here.

                                        NOW

MAN: Officer, here is the money you said l should bring to bail my canoe. Look at it cash.

OFFICER: Why didn't you first hide it? I hope nobody saw you bringing it to my office?

I hope you are not hiding a camera inside your shirt to exposé me? Please, don't do that. You know it takes two to tangle. You help me and l help you.

Please don't hide a camera to film me and exposé me to the social media. Taking of bribe now is risk. If you are caught on video, your years of services is gone.

For the past four months now, scores of our men have been caught on camera extorting money from the public.

If someone who took a bribe of a thousand naira can be dismissed and tried, that means l who is taking thousands of naira now, will face EFCC after dismissal and later rest in Kuje prison.

Please, l don't want to either lose my job or go to Kuje prison. My children are still very young.

Don't expose me to the Almighty social media.