Thursday, 15 February 2024

OTURUGBEKE

Dear Oturugbeke, 
I am a 42 year old mother of five children.
My major concern is my children. They are very dull in brain. Infact they are blocked headed. After their normal school hours, they have extra moral classes.
In addition to that, l employed a home teacher for them.
And on weekends, two different home teachers come to teach them.

But with all these efforts, they seemed not to be in anywhere near improvement. Please, what should l do. I want the best for my children.
I will be glad if you can help me in finding a lasting solution to this my predicament. I wait to hearing from you. Mrs Regina Oyekeke.

THE REPLY.

Dear Mrs Regina, thank you for writing to us. That is why we are here to help those who need our help. We have helped a lot of people with this type of your problem.

Now, your case is spiritual hence, we have to consult our spiritual dictionary, the great Oraculus- Oparamulus.Hear what it says: 
Madam, many years ago, your great great grandmother had a fight with a teacher. On that day, the teacher a female was teaching. Now, your great great grandmother was one of the pupils in the class. Now, the teacher turned and found that your great great grandmother was not listening to her.

She was looking outside through the window. And she warned her to listen to her. A few minutes later, the teacher found that she was looking outside again.
She then warned her for the last time. Then, on the third time, she could not take it. She asked her to stand up and put her hands up, but she refused.

The teacher was so annoyed that she picked her cane and flogged her mercilessly. She cried home. An hour later, she returned to the class in company of her mother. And they descended on the teacher and beat her severely with broken mouth and bruised body. She then packed the sand of the earth and raised it up to the sky and lay a curse that your mother and her generation unborn can never see education again in life. That the light of education is ever extinguished in the life of your generation for ever!

BEHOLD THE GREAT ORACULUS-OPARAMULUS HAS SPOKEN AND IT WORDS IS TRUTH.

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