There was this man, a police officer. For years he hasn't gone to see his father. Then, one day, he went and paid his father an unscheduled visit.
He was surprised to see his father smoking India hemp.
The father also hasn't seen the son for years and he didn't also know that his son was a police officer.
SON: So, you daddy also take this thing.
FATHER: My son, without it, l can't do anything.
SON: Daddy, remember you are standing and talking with a police officer. Change your mind this moment.
FATHER: That is impossible my son. India hemp is in my blood. No going back.
SON: Daddy, look at this thing in my hands. Have you seen it before and do you know what it is used for?
FATHER: I think it is handcuffs and it is used for criminals and so it has no used here. I am your proper father.
SON: Daddy, take a look at this tag on my uniform and tell me what it means.
FATHER: It is NPF and it means, "NIGERIA POLICE FORCE"
SON: You got it wrong. NPF means "NO PROPER FATHER"
That means, just stretch your hands forward if you know what is good for you and let me cuff your hands. When we get to the station, you will believe what NPF means.
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