COMMERCIAL TRICYCLE RIDER: My guys, this country don spoil finish O! Imagine on watch night of Christmas, l went to check my keke at about 2am. To my surprised, l saw a lady stripped naked and a guy was about to sleep with her inside my keke.
The guy was able to flee but the lady who was already lying on the seat couldn't flee. I picked up a stick and threatened to hit her. But she begged me to forgive her in the spirit of Christmas. As a Christian l have mercy on her because the holy Book asks us to forgive those who offended us. And so l asked her to put on her clothes and leave.
MY HUMBLE SELF: Oga keke man, you mean that you were able to set free a beautiful lady in that condition without collecting your own share of the public national cake? You keke riders are terrible womanizers O
KEKE RIDER: Look, let me tell you. I am a disciplined man. Even if she is Miss world, no harm will come to her.
OLD MAN: Keke man, you are a proper liar from the pit of hell. The lady is my daughter. She told me all that took place. She said that you threatened to kill her if she doesn't play ball and that you scored her 4 goals. Oya deny, liar.
KEKE MAN: Papa, let me tell you. I am not a good Samaritan. How can I be in the river and use spittle to wash my face. I can't allow such a national cake to just go like that. No healthy lion will ever allow a goat that strayed into its den to escape.
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