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"DARLING, IF YOU CAN PROVE IT TO ME BEYONG DOUBT THAT THE TWINS IN A WOMAN'S WOMB CAN BELONG TO DIFFERENT FATHERS THEN I WILL BELIEVE YOU". 

The following ensued between a movie actress and her husband as she just returned from shooting a movie.

HUSBAND:  Darling, in the movie you just participated in, you were the wife to chief Olala. Both of you were in love and he drove you several times to a restaurant in his Prado Jeep. Later, both of you went to a chalet and had fun which led to your first pregnancy. Then, he decided to marry you and he did.

You had another baby for him. The babies grew up to become graduates. But there is something that bothers me about the whole thing. Is the whole movie a fiction and film trick or reality?

WIFE: Yes and no.

HUSBAND: I saw you people driving to that popular hotel to eat. Is it a film trick or reality?

WIFE: It was reality. Didn't you see the plate number of the car? Is that not his plate number in reality?

Didn't you see the roads and the palatable meal?

That is that popular TS road live. So, it was reality my dear.

HUSBAND: You people also went to a swimming pool to swim and play tennis. Is this reality or film trick?

WIFE; Reality. Don't you know that popular swimming pool and the tennis venue? Since you know those places, then believe me when l say it was a reality.

HUSBAND: Both of you slept together and made love. Is it reality or film trick?

WIFE: That was film trick.

HUSBAND: You people got married in a well-known popular Church. Is this reality or film trick?

WIFE: That was film trick.

HUSBAND: You had two children for your movie husband but you haven't gotten any baby for me. Are the babies reality or film trick?

WIFE: That was also film trick.

HUSBAND:  Shut up. You bloody liar. How can the twins in the womb of a woman belong to different fathers?

If the food, car, swimming pool, hotel and the roads in the same movie are reality, then, why is the love making, marriage and having of babies in the same movie not reality?

Look, if you know what is good for you, better go and bring my babies because you are my wife. Anything short of this will brings a Sharp UTC cutlass to your neck.

 

YOU NOR DEY FEAR FACE?

PEOPLE WEY DEM DEY DECEIVE DON DIE FINISH.

YOU TOO SMALL TO DECEIVE ME.

I KNOW EVERY.

EVERYTHING HAPPENED LIVE, NO DUPLICATE!