GBA-GBOS LIVE!

There is this man who lives and works abroad but his wife and son live here in Nigeria. But he comes to Nigeria every three months. Now, their only son likes suckling of breasts.

He rushes at any woman or girl he sees to suckles their breasts.

The baby's attitude causes his mother a great embarrassment. He sleeps with his mother's breasts in his mouth.

One day, when the boy was four years old, the father returned to the country. His wife asked him what he thinks their son would be in life. His future career. The following ensued between them.

FATHER: From the way he likes suckling of breasts shows he is going to be in the males prostitutes cult.

MOTHER: Males prostitutes cult? What is that?

HUSBAND: Well, it is a very lucrative business abroad. 

They hire brothels and stay in them . Females come and pay them to suckle their breasts. It is a very lucrative business like oil and gas. They pay in Euro, pounds and dollars.

MOTHER: Holy ghost fire! Not my son! 

I say never, a billion time.

You and l are good Christians and our son will also be a good Christian.

HUSBAND: What work do you think l do abroad?

That is exactly my job.

The wife collapsed.