There was this commercial sex worker, aka Ashawo, named Ajima. She rented a room in a certain big brothel.
There were other prostitutes in the brothel too. But one strange thing about her was she had more customers than all the other prostitutes. They became suspicious of her and they reported her to the ASSOCIATION OF ASHAWOS AOS.
And the association members came to her in company of her colleagues and the following ensued between them.
AOA MEMBERS: Our sister, Ajima. We all know that you went somewhere to bathe yourself hence you are attracting all the customers to yourself. Please, also show us the way.
You have a plaza and a mansion with a superb SUV car to cruise around. We have nothing.
AJIMA: Thank you my colleagues. But are you people sure you can do all that l did?
AOA MEMBERS: Yes, there is nothing we can't do. After all, we are also women like you.
AJIMA: Alright. First, l will take you all to the male gorillas cage in the zoo where you will spend seven days with them. After that l will take you to the mortuary and you will pay the morticians so that they would allow you to have access to the male corpses.
Then you will spend seven nights with the corpses and you will be forcing their manhood into your body.
After that l will take you to the coven where you will spend seven days with the wizards. Thereafter, l will take you to the marine world under the sea. And you will spend seven days with the male spiritual husbands sleeping with them.
And we will thereafter proceed to the evil forest at the midnight hours to meet the one legged Fairy the forest god and you will sleep with him for seven nights.
Last but not the least, l will take you to the spirits land to spend seven nights with the dreaded seven headed spirit who is the king of the spirits.
They couldn't stand any longer as they lost their composure and collapsed.
And she looked at them on the floor and said, "Look at you. Do you think it is easy to become rich? While the poor man sleeps twelve hours, the rich only sleeps for two hours.
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