ONE OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF WOMEN!

There was this guy who worked as a transport manager in a very big firm. They were about eight in the same office. The office was big enough. One day, a very pretty looking lady was brought as the deputy administration manager.

Now, this guy was the only male amongst all of them in the office. The personnel manager, general secretary, public relation officer,  marketing manager, general accountant, cashier as well as the logistics manager were all females.

With the new deputy administration manager, they became nine. But strangely, from the moment the deputy administration manager resumed in the office, her eyes were in most times on the transport manager.

After sometime, he too noticed how the new deputy administration manager looks at him frequently. One day, he told the other of his colleagues what he noticed about the new deputy administration manager. They all told him that they have also noticed her. They told him that as females, they believed that she loves him because one of a female's signal that she loves a man is constant looking at the him.

The guy became infested with excitement! Nothing could be better than a whole deputy administration manager to love him a mere transport manager. He told his colleagues that he was going to chat her up and he would bring them the good outcome later in the day.

One day he summoned courage and he called her and said, "madam, sometimes, the body would speak rather than the mouth. From the way you look at me since your resumption in the office, shows clearly that you love me. You see my dear, love comes in different ways!
It doesn't really matter who makes the first move. You are free to speak your mind. I am yours if you so wished because l am still a bachelor".

She shook her head and said, "well, my colleague. You are dam far from the reason why l look at you constantly. You see, l have worked in several offices with different people but l have not seen a man as ugly as you. Imagine your jaw bones are contrast to your mouth like that of a sick cow. Your nose looks like boat and your mouth is as wide as a gate. You look horrible! I believed that it is the reason why you haven't gotten married because women are very selective, you know. But let me warn you. Never should you tell anyone about all that l just told you now. Keep it secret or else you would lose your job".

The guy was bamboozled! 

But contrary to the promised he made to his colleagues, three days later, he was yet to broke the good news of the outcome to them. They then called him and asked him why haven't he broken the good news to them.

He then said to them, "well, colleagues, not every slap that a thief received in cause of his duty that he takes to a doctor for treatment! I mean that the reason why a night watchman must not tell his dream to a third party is that it may likely leads to his sack! Lets forget it. Doctors always warn us to beware of cardiac arrest. Jobs are never easy to get these days".