MY PERFECT HUSBAND.

There was this forty five years old spinster who had never been married before. She was a fashion designer who builds only male clothes. She had a very beautiful looking showroom with a lot of male dummies. She usually dresses the dummies properly. Some in suits,  others in either agbada or traditional attires. One day, a friend of hers, a housewife asked her how she manages to cope without a man beside her during the nights especially when it rains or during the cold harmattan period. And she said to her friend, "you see, on the reality, l enjoy more than you married ladies. Look, here is the secret. You only sleep with your husband every time. It is like eating only one type of food. But for me, l sleep with different men from different ethnic groups. For example, if l feel like sleeping with an Hausa man, l will pick a very tall looking dummy and dress it up in Hausa attires like an Hausa man and l will carry it to the bed and sleep with it. If  l need an Urhobo man or an ltsekiri man or an lsoko man, l will dress up one of the dummies properly by tying wrappers on its waist and put beads on its neck with a lace shirt to match. If l want to sleep with a traditional ruler l will dress up one of the dummies properly in a Royal robe and carry it into the bed and be romancing it till the next morning. Can't you see that l feel more secured and dignified than all of you married ladies? I can sleep with any tribe l choose to but you,only your husband for life!" 😂😂😂