Thursday, 5 December 2019

😂 THE BIG STORY 😂

There was this fifteen years old boy who had a fight in the school with his fellow student. When he got home, he told his father about the fight which he had with his fellow student and how he almost killed the boy with punches. And the father cautioned him to be careful about whatever things he does because their family was a very small one. "But Daddy, why is our family a very small one?" He asked his father. And the father said, "you see my son, right from our ancestors till date, nature has blessed this our family with ugliness. Due to our ugliness, we the males hardly get a wife to marry and likewise the females, they too hardly get a husband to marry. It took me years to be able to convinced your mother to marry me. I also exhausted all my salaries of years on her to be able to convinced her due to my ugliness. The worse is that some of us look like chimpanzees, gorillas, apes, pigs, lions, crocodiles, elephants, snakes, dogs, cats and even rats and rabbits. I know that you don't know how ugly you are yet as a teenager but when you are matured enough to marry, you will remember my words". And the boy said to his father, "but Daddy, if that is the case; then it is not bad at all because the Holy Bible says that God created every living thing according to its kind. From what you just said now shows that we are not from the human species hence we always find it very difficult for us to get a wife amongst the human species. It is a case of a square peg in a round hole. So therefore, l will recommend that any animal that anyone of us  resembles should be our kind and we should then  marry from amongst that kind. Now Daddy, look at me very well and tell me what animal l resemble". And the father said, "that is a brilliant idea my son. Thank God that l was able to get a human as a wife. As for you, no hope. Your face look exactly like that of a rat. That means you don't have a problem in getting a wife because there are lots of rats in this our house. Just woo one and let me fix the marriage date. Congratulation in advance".  😂😂😂

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